Katie: "Jack and Grace won't help me pick-up my toys!"
Me: "Why do Jack and Grace need to help you pick-up your toys?"
Katie: "Because there are too many!"
Me: "Jack, I think I'll come to Stations of the Cross next week."
Jack: "You can't come to Stations."
Me: "Why?"
Jack: "No old people allowed!"
Me: "Who are you calling 'old'?"
Jack: "That's what Father Pat calls the people in the back of the church [at all-school mass]."
Grace: "When I get older, I'm going to kiss Jackson Holok."
Jack: "Grace! You can't think about that until you are MUCH older!"
Us: "Why Jackson (just out of curiosity)?"
Grace: "Because Kaitlyn is going to kiss Allan."
Me: "Jack, you are going to be my 'date' for Daddy's play."
Jack: "Date? You don't date until you are married!"
Me: "You can date before you're married."
Jack: "Well, I'm not going to start any of that until I'm at least in college!"
(Me (to myself): "WHEW! Now could you get Grace to do the same!?!")
And, saving the best for last:
Mary: (while on her knees at bedtime prayers) "AMEN!"
3 comments:
TOO, TOO great! I laughed so hard it made me "fanny burp" - and I didn't even care! Needed this today!
Love you!
Make a book - it will sell (at least to us!) My grandchildren are amazing. (Maybe Bryan could hide his tape recorder. But, then again, maybe we don't want to hear what they're saying when we're not around.)
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Those girls in kindergarten can kiss any boys they want, just keep them away from my Adam.
Amy, I totally needed that group of funnies!!! I love it.
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